I can't put my arms down!

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21 year old college girl,
Just doin me, ladies and gents.
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im ordering a pizza


they dont make delivery



im hanging up

axedeodorant:

axedeodorant:

axedeodorant:

im ordering a pizza

they dont make delivery

im hanging up

(via smosh)

— 1 week ago with 47853 notes

You know you’re in a gross romantic relationship when you see two people sucking off each other’s faces in public and you just think “Aww that’s kinda cute I guess…” Instead of throwing up in your mouth a little like you normally would.

— 2 weeks ago
I always knew it was true.

I always knew it was true.

— 2 weeks ago
#lol  #funny  #crayola  #rofl 
Keanu Reeves is a vampire.

ladyincarnadine:

beautiful-thorn-beastly-rose:

thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

theinsanerobin:

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Now, look at this:

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That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922.

His body never was found.

 

Then, look at this:

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An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.

Compare them:

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He’s a motherfucking vampire

His beard in 2011 even grows the same way as the painting in 1530

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(Source: vazerick, via smosh)

— 2 weeks ago with 451613 notes
#keanu reeves  #vampires  #gifs  #funny  #lol 

pornstarbucks:

younevershineifyouneverburn:

froslasss:

sucysucyfivedolla:

sucysucyfivedolla:

hi-sweet-tea:

terra-butt:

*makes spongebob references during sex*

You better hurry up because i’m already halfway there….halfway there….halfway there…

the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles

we just need to plug up all these holes

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are you feeling it now mr.krabs

Bring it around town

i’ll never wash this hand againimage

Yes.

(Source: yungterra, via thatsnotwatyourmomsaid)

— 2 weeks ago with 225804 notes
#lol  #spongebob  #funny  #haha 

the-purpose-of-peace:

whisperingbones:

brattyfeminist:

embrace-your-earth:

send-a-smile:

"The Rape Poem to End All Rape Poems."

One of the best pieces of group spoken word poetry I’ve ever seen. WATCH IT. 

THIS NEEDS TO BE WATCHED CHILLS FIRING THE WHOLE TIME POWER TO THE PEOPLE OF GOOD INTENTION AND LOVE

i started crying

This. Damn.

THE POWER. MY GOD. THIS. 

(via rainbowexistence)

— 3 weeks ago with 210848 notes